For the post for today, we were assigned the task of finding some lawyer jokes. Here are some of the cleaner versions I found:
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
www.iciclesoftware.com/LawJokes/IcicleLawJokes.html
Q: Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
A: Professional courtesy.
http://www.stromer.com/jokes/185jokes.html
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
http://www.ahajokes.com/law001.html
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